Thursday, March 26, 2009

The next right thing still happens

One of Allah's finest had a really bad day. From Jihad Watch.

Whoops: Afghan suicide bomber accidently blows up fellow jihadists

No virgins for you, buddy. Just imagine how embarrassed he will be in front of Atta and the gang when he shows up expecting to be admitted into Paradise (Qur'an 9:111), welcomed by the virgins (Qur'an 44:54), and finds out that instead he faces an eternity of drinking molten lead in hellfire (Qur'an 18:29) because he killed fellow Muslims (Qur'an 4:92).

"Afghan bomber accidentally blows up militants," from Reuters, March 26 (thanks to JE):

A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.
"The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said....


Heh.

1 comment:

  1. Haha! That reminds me of that scene in "An American Carol": "That was my car."

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