The Messiah Spake

And said nothing.

For a very long time.

Some of my favorite bits of the nothing...

"Now it's time for Iran to send some signals that it wants to act differently." Um, yeah. Unclench those fists, mullahs! The One has been in office for almost three weeks now - how very unreasonable of you to still want to wipe Israel off the map!

There are no earmarks in this stimulus package. We're all proud of that one!

Then there was that choice statement about our economy having been dependent on consumer spending, which was unsustainable.

Helen Thomas is always smashing. Can you name any countries in the Middle East that have nuclear weapons? Slam dunk! That one's so easy, even B. Hussein can't miss, right? Wrong. He wouldn't want to speculate...but certainly a nuclear arms race in that part of the world is not a great idea. The solution? We'll get rid of our nuclear stockpile to set a good example! Brilliant!

Taking a question from a Huffington Post "reporter" is always a good way to bring conservatives into the fold!

Perhaps I'm a little jaded. Perhaps I judge too harshly. Or perhaps this man is the most clueless, spineless, deceitful moron ever elected to any office higher than dogcatcher.